Comedy Jokes Part-2

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 Hello friends this is the second part of comedy jokes stay tuned for more parts:
 Part 1 link:

  Comedy Jokes Part -1

 Joke -1:

One day Hakku went to the bank to collect money in his bank account

Hakku: This is my one lakh rupee please collect in my bank account
Banker: ok sir 
(After sometime banker realize that all the notes are fake)
Banker: Hello sir,You gave all the fake notes.I will call the police
Hakku: Hey this is my bank account i will collect fake or real note anything i want your job is to collect so do whatever i say.
(Hakku is in police custody now and banker is in hospital)🤣🤣


 Joke -2:

One day Hakku was travelling in the bus which is very fast running

Hakku: Hello driver please drive slow i am afraid
Driver: I am more afraid than you hakku
Hakku: Why driver?
Driver: Because this bus has brake fail.🤣😃


 Joke -3:

One day Hakku went to shop to buy some products

Hakku: Hello shopkeeper do you have deetol soap
Shopkeeper: Yes bro
Hakku: Do you have special quality?
Shopkeeper: Yes Yes.
Hakku: Then wash your hand and give me pulses,rice and some fruits please.🙂😶🤣

                          

 Joke -4:

One day teacher was teaching students about how to control the population of mosquitoes

Teacher:We have to control the mosquitoes to born
Student: It is impossible teacher
Teacher: Why?
Student: Because the mosquito have to wear so small condom which is impossible to made.
(Teacher is in hospital)🤣🤣


 Joke -5:

Hakku and Ram are two best friends talking about their girlfriends

Hakku: Tomorrow is my girlfriend birthday what gift should i give?
Ram: Give her a beautiful ring and go for candle light dinner
Hakku: This is so expensive
Ram: Then give her my phone number🤣🤣

 Joke -6:

On result day ram's father seeing his son's mark sheet

Father: Oh so less marks, needs stick from my hand
Son: Yes dad lets go and hit teacher always giving less marks, I have seen the teacher's house also
(Father is being angry)🤣🤣

 Joke -7:

One day a person is suffering from danger diseases and doctor tell him that operation is needed to cure the disease.Doctor bring flowers in the operation theater

Patient: Why did you bring flower doctor?
Doctor: This is my first operation so if it is successful this flower is for me and if operation is failed this flower is for you.🤣😃

 Joke -8:

One day father and son are staying together

Son: Dad what is the answer of 5+5?
Dad: (angrily) You donkey,you a**hole don't you know a simple addition also
Son: Sorry dad i forget
Dad: Go and bring calculator.🤣🤣😃

 Joke -9:

One day Ram was flirting and girl but after sometime he came crying with his best friend Hakku

Ram: Hey listen this girl doesn't know english?
Hakku: Why ram what happen?
Ram: I said give me a kiss baby but She gave me slap so.
(Hakku die laughing)
🤣😃

 Joke -10:

If you are very sad and unhappy in life then i will suggest a good thing 
take a long rope and tie it in a big tree and 
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play swing myan enjoy
Be positive🤣😉




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