Comedy Jokes Part-1
Hello friends in this part i will share some comedy jokes which definitely makes you laugh there are more parts to come so stay connected.
Joke-1:
Once there are two best friends staying in the class room together,
Boy 1:Today is my girlfriend birthday can you suggest me what gift should i give to impress her?😐
Boy 2:Is your girlfriend beautiful?
Boy 1:Yeah she is hot as well..
Boy 1: Um mm... then give her my phone number 🤣🤣🤣
Joke-2:
One day ram staying in the hotel taking a bottle of coca-cola in front of him in very sad mood then suddenly his friend shyam came drink the bottle of coca-cola and said,
Shyam: What happen my friend why are you so sad?
Ram: Don't ask friend today's day is the worst day of my life,in morning i broke with my girlfriend,then when i was going to office my car damaged and manager fired me from the job then i decided to suicide by mixing poison in coca-cola bottle which you drink earlier.🤣🤣
Joke-3:
One day hari was flirting with girls in the collage,
Hari: I think you did not bath right?
Girl: What? I always bath, but why did you asked?
Hari: (Smiling🌝) I did not see bathing you so..🤣😃
Joke-4:
One day husband and wife are talking with each other,
Wife: Listen today guests are coming in our home there is nothing then pulse in our kitchen go and bring some chicken,and paneer from market,
Husband: Hum mm leave it,I have an idea when they came throw plate in the floor two times and say both chicken and paneer are waste and i will say ok leave it then bring pulses.
When guest came plate falling sound came and wife said,
Wife: O my God dear!! Pulses are waste what is next? 😃🤣
Joke-5:
Husband is training her wife to learn english
One day in morning,
Wife: Hello dear dinner is ready come to eat.
Husband: U fool the thing that we eat in morning is called breakfast forget that i thought?
Wife: U fool this is the night remaining food.🤣
Joke-6:
One day ram goes to the ladies toilet,
Lady:🤣Hey,are you blind don't see that it is ladies toilet
Ram open's his pant and say:This is also for ladies.😃🤣
Joke-7:
One day police caught a criminal and court has declared to hang the criminal within 30 minutes in that interval of time criminal and police are talking together,
Police:You are going to hang after 30 minutes do you have any last wish?
Criminal:No sir,I do not have such big wish just while hanging me bring my leg at top and my head at bottom.🤣🤣
Joke-8:
Student and teacher are talking to each other,
Teacher:What would you choose money or knowledge?
Student:Money
Teacher:Wrong,I would choose knowledge😌
Student:Those who does not have knowledge should choose knowledge.🤣
Joke-9:
One day ram went to hospital
Doctor: Tell me what is the problem?
Ram: My chest pain a lot
Doctor: Do you smoke?
Ram: ok bring branded one other's i do not like.😌🤣
Joke-10:
One day hari and his three friends riding same motorcycle with full speed ,with no helmet in the highway road suddenly traffic police saw them,
Traffic police: Hey stop there! Three persons in one motorcycle with full speed without helmet,without horn? stop.
Hari: Leave the road police this bike does not brake as well..😌🤣🤣
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